"Matador Records, Your Ass Is Mine" : Six Labels Battle It Out In a Steel Cage!

Artist Song Buy
New Pornographers (MATADOR)  Miss Teen Wordpower  buy on itunes
Elvis Costello (STIFF)  Less Than Zero  buy on itunes
Elf Power (ELEPHANT 6)  Temporary Arm  buy on itunes
Rev. Horton Heat (SUB POP)  Bales of Cocaine  buy on itunes
Pixies (4AD)  Debaser  buy on itunes
Bright Eyes (SADDLE CREEK)  One Foot In Front of the Other  buy on itunes
Guided By Voices (MATADOR)  Official Ironmen Rally Song  buy on itunes
Graham Parker (STIFF)  Mercury Poisoning  buy on itunes
Neutral Milk Hotel (ELEPHANT 6)  Bucket  buy on itunes
Scud Mountain Boys (SUB POP)  Penthouse in the Woods  buy on itunes
Cocteau Twins (4AD)  Ivo  buy on itunes
The Faint (SADDLE CREEK)  Let the Poison Spill From Your Throat  buy on itunes
Pavement (MATADOR)  Shady Lane  buy on itunes
Richard Hell and the Voidoids (STIFF)  Blank Generation  buy on itunes
Olivia Tremor Control (ELEPHANT 6)  I'm Not Feeling Human  buy on itunes
The Dwarves (SUB POP)  Drug Store  buy on itunes
Red House Painters (4AD)  Summer Dress  buy on itunes
Sorry About Dresden (SADDLE CREEK)  Beds and Lawns  buy on itunes

Comment:

Is Elephant 6 an actual label or just a "collective?"Two Tone: "Hey, you guys, I wanna play too!"SubPop: "Piss off, neo-ska sissy-boy."4AD: "Be nice, SubPop."SubPop: *pummels 4AD*4AD: *dies*SubPop: *accidentally knocks skinny emo kid Conor Oberst over*Saddle Creek: *dies*Elephant 6: *sees what SubPop does to skinny indie kids, runs away*Matador: *lands one good punch*SubPop: "But . . . Pavement . . . broke . . . up!" *dies*Matador: "Yeah. But Soundgarden sold out."Matador Wins! Party at Ira Kaplan's!

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watchingyoucry
Date: 9/1/2003
GREAT!
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alphabomber2112
Date: 9/1/2003
lmao this is great stuff
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Android
Date: 9/1/2003
Cool, man.
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mat8drb
Date: 9/1/2003
now that's class. pure class.
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mad girl's love song
Date: 9/1/2003
i knew matador would win.
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Geoffrey Holland
Date: 9/1/2003
cool..but I gotta think that Stiff would kick any of these other pansies asses!
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jab
Date: 9/2/2003
fucking wonderful. conor versus malkmus in the steel cage, and i hear ben gibbard will be the special referee. awesome.

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