Add "Guinness" by Big Bad Bollocks. Maybe "I like Them Big & Stupid" by Julie Brown? In any case, never give up!

I attempted a footie mix a while back but never got enough good tunes to see it through. Perhaps a bit of Half Man Half Biscuit - All I want for Christmas is a Dukla-Prague Away Kit or another Pogues tune Billys Bones namechecks the Arsenal and Tottenham crews I seem to remember.

I thought I'd wait at least 93 seconds before commenting. It wasn't easy....I want to be objective about this mix, I really do....I'm trying....I'm doing my best....I...I...Oh bollocks! CHELSEA!?!?!?I'm prepared to give you the benefit of the proverbial doubt here; and assume that you are a "life-long" fan. If, however, you are a "recent" convert; since that despicable, arrogant, smug twat Senor Mourinho turned a fairly good club into a disparate, albeit quite successful, collection of egomaniacs and outright cheating gits (Lampard, Terry, Makelele, Cech and Gallas aside)-- well then, shame on you. Carlo Cudicini was a gentleman and a good manager - he deserved better treatment. It's this "win at-all-costs attitude that has diminished my power to applaud Chelsea's recent achievements.There are many other songs you might have included. It's probably just as well you didn't -- having ruined the entire mix -- and an intriguing theme -- with the opening track.Football eh? Bloody hell!

Of course I meant Claudio Ranieri. I was in state of hotheaded --- oh bother! You know what I meant. Still, Cudicini is a cracking keeper. Oh and Crespo is ok too. Mumble, mumble mutter mutter.

Fulham 1, Chelsea 0.

How about the Fall's Kicker Conspiracy?