Artist	Song
The Sounds of American Doomsday Cults	Preamble - Great Divine Rector's Call
MU	Paris Hilton
Albert Kuvezin and Yat-Kha	The Wild Mountain Thyme
Tricky	Tricky Kid
Deerhoof	Song of Sorn
Negativland	Michael Jackson
White Noise	My Game of Loving
Riskay	Smell Yo Dick
TAS 1000	I Am A Fully Licensed Hairstylist
TAS 1000	Protien Shoes
The Minutemen	Three Car Jam
William Shatner	Mr. Tambourine Man (Edit) (Dylan cover)
The Flying Lizards	Sex Machine (James Brown cover)
The Vitamin String Quartet	Smells Like Teen Spirit (Nirvana cover)
Kraftysleeves	Drive My Car (astonishingly terrible Beatles cover done "electro")
Michael Bolton	(Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay (soul-annihilating Otis Redding cover)
Wall of Voodoo	Ring of Fire
Opium Jukebox	Iron Man (Black Sabbath cover)
The Books	Deafkids
Melt-Banana	Ketchup-Mess
Melt-Banana	It's in the Pillcase
OOIOO	UMA
Splodgenessabounds	Tough Shit Wilson
The Locust	The Half-Eaten Sausage in the Office Would Like To See You

Comment:

Woo, it's that time of year again! Time to put together the most awful, unlistenable music I can find for my friend Forrest. This year's edition is made for pure aural discomfort. The Shatner cover might be too obvious, but the TAS 1000 tracks are well worth hunting down. They're a band that makes music, traditional pop, from anonymous answering machine messages. A real find. Also, Riskay's "Smell Yo Dick" is the best unintentional comedy track of all time. Bland r&b cheez was never so hilariously crass.

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