Artist	Song
[BONUS] Adam & Andrew	Emo Kid
Papa Roach	Last Resort
My Chemical Romance	Headfirst For Halos
Jimmy Eat World	A Praise Chorus
504 Plan	Kissing Old Friends
Yellowcard	Ocean Avenue
Ataris	Song For A Mix Tape
Fall Out Boy	A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me (Acoustic)
Gym Class Heroes	Taxi Driver
Offspring	Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)
Bloodhound Gang	Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Misfits	Last Caress
Pencey Prep	PS - Don't Write
Brand New	Sic Transit Gloria... Glory Fades
Something Corporate	Drunk Girl
Boys Like Girls	The Great Escape
Good Charlotte	The Anthem
Pixies	Where Is My Mind?
Blink 182	What's My Age Again?
Ramones	I Wanna Be Sedated
Sum 41	Fat Lip
Green Day	Warning
Bowling For Soup	Girl All The Bad Guys Want
Cobra Starship	Pop-Punk Is Sooooo '05
Linkin Park	Crawling
Mindless Self Indulgence	Shut Me Up

Comment:

[July 2008] Tongue very firmly in cheek, please and thank you.

Dear Diary,
Mood: apathetic.

My life is spiraling downward. I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert. It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs like "Stab My Heart Because I Love You" and "Rip Apart My Soul" and of course "Stabby Rip Stab Stab." And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing either... like that guy from that band can do... some days.

...But I can't lie - I have a deep fondness for all these bands, except Papa Roach and Linkin Park which are on here because I find those tracks two of the most unintentionally hilarious songs ever.

Title blatantly ripped-off from Broken Social Scene's "Anthems For A Seeventeen Year-Old Girl."

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