ECONOMETRY - A Primer

Side A
Artist Song
The Soundtrack Of Our Lives  Dow Jones Syndrome
(Avocado Rabbit
James Brown  Down And Out In New York City
(njr
Procol Harum  Wall Street Blues
(Johnny Dark
10cc  The Wall Street Shuffle
(RetroJoe
Todd Snider  Dividing the Estate (A Heart Attack)
(Funky Ratchet
Horse Feathers  Working Poor
(e.buster
The Bailes Brothers  Has The Devil Got A Mortgage On You?
(Strange Loop
Gang of Four  Capital
(Mr.Mirage
Lila Downs  Minimum Wage
(Doowad
Robyn Archer  Supply And Demand
(Yaminon
The Beatles  You Never Give Me Your Money
(Avocado Rabbit
Hunters & Collectors  Back on the Breadline
(njr
The Newtown Neurotics  Living With Unemployment
(Johnny Dark
Barrett Strong  Money (That's What I Want)
(RetroJoe
Kurtis Blow  Hard Times
(Funky Ratchet
Gang of Four  To Hell With Poverty!
(e.buster
Jimmy Smith  Recession Or Depression
(Strange Loop
Omar & The Howlers  Hard Times In The Land Of Plenty
(Mr.Mirage
El Trf  Casa, comida y sustento
(Doowad
Little Milton  We're Gonna Make It
(Yaminon
Side B
ArtistSongBuy
Phil Harris  Brother Can You Spare a Dime
(RetroJoe
Ray Ch arles  Busted
(Mr.Mirage
Frankie `Half-Pint' Jaxon  The Mortgage Blues, Part 1
(njr
Wreckless Eric  Take The Cash
(Yaminon
Clarence `Gatemouth' Brown  Dollar Got the Blues
(Strange Loop
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club  Lien on Your Dreams
(Funky Ratchet
The Chi-Lites  (For God's Sake) Give More Power To The People
(gabechouinard
The O'Jays  Laid Off
(Johnny Dark
Sonny Boy Williamson I  Welfare Store Blues
(Doowad
Cat Power  Lord Help the Poor and Needy
(Avocado Rabbit
The O'Jays  For the Love of Money
(RetroJoe
The Circle Jerks  When the Shit Hits the Fan
(Mr.Mirage
Dr. Buzzard's Original Savannah Band  Hard Times
(njr
Jackie Wilson  No Pity in the Naked City
(Yaminon
Royal Crown Revue  Datin' with no dough
(Strange Loop
The (International) Noise Conspiracy  Capitalism Stole My Virginity
(Funky Ratchet
B.B. King  Chains & Things
(gabechouinard
Ted Lewis & His Band  Headin' For Better Times
(Johnny Dark
Randy Newman  Mr. President
(Have Pity on the Working Man)
(Avocado Rabbit
Bob Dylan  Workingman's Blues #2
(Doowad

Comment:

Here we are, a few months after the recession officially started and the economy has gotten worse, or is worsening, or has worsened. It's so bad even my grammar and syntax are in a slump. And, by the way, shouldn't congress institute a "syn-tax" to help fund all these bail-outs? From what I read in the papers and see on the news, there's no shortage of sin or sinners.

Remember the economic stimulus package that President W came up with to give taxpayers back some of their own money, the idea being that they would revive the US economy by buying TV sets that were made in China? Doesn't it seem a little comical now that the annual Christmas buying splurge has gone into the books as a total disaster?

Of course, that hasn't stopped rich automakers from begging for their own $50 billion stimulus package. That gave "Kristen," the prostitute who screwed (literally) the governor of New York, from asking for her own bail-out (again literally). She claims since she is no longer able to pursue her chosen profession, the federal government needs slip her some hundreds in a plain white envelope.

The price of gasoline soared to over $4 a gallon prompting Republicans to call for increased oil drilling everywhere, even in cemeteries and Dick Cheney's backyard. Meanwhile, the Democrats called for a massive effort to find alt ernative energy sources, including wind, sun, tides, Al Gore and dragon's breath. Less than enthused with Congress, Americans began buying less gasoline.

Chrysler announces plans to lay off workers that haven't even been hired yet. The only product that seems to be exceeding sales expectations is the new iPhone enhanced with the capability of sucking pieces of brain out through your ear. McCain tells top aids in a conference call that he wants a running mate capable of filling his shoes. Unfortunately he is speaking into an iPhone (which is sucking out his brain cells), and his aides think he said "someone who is capable of ki lling a moose."

The National Bureau of Declaring Things That Make You Go "Duh" de clares that the nation has been in a recession since December 2007. The bureau also points out that, according to its statistical analysis, "For some time now, bears apparently have been going to the bathroom in the woods." The president's Council of Economic Advisers warns that the current recession "could spiral downward into a full-blown depression," leaving the United States with "no viable economic option but to de clare war on Japan."

So you can see where the concept of this mix is coming from. We gathered together the best and brightest economic minds on AotM and seated them at a roundta ble. We ordered take-out (no $15 thousand bottles of wine) and the ten of us se lected the songs for this mix. The organizers - Doowad and Avocado Rabbit - wish to thank Retro Joe, Funky Ratchet, Strange Loop, NJR, Yaminon, Mr. Mirage and Johnny Dark, for their particpation. In the course of our roundta ble, we had our own crisis of sorts, our best wishes go out to Ethel Buster who was only able to sit for disk 1 and our warmest thanks to Gabe Chouinard who filled her chair quite admirably on disk 2.

The members of the roundta ble would like to leave you with a single piece of advice, and that is "If you have any money left, you should spe nd it soon."





Feedback:

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Johnny Dark
Date: 1/22/2009
Many thanks to Avocado Rabbit, Doowad and my fellow contributors for making this such a joy to be involved in. Staggeringly good artwork Dean.
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Mr. Mirage
Date: 1/22/2009
JUMP YOU FUCKERS!!Yes, well, and here we are, all in one place...As I tell my children, "When the gummint tells us we're in a recession, we are in a depression."What we need is a really good high, and I caught a most intense buzz off working on this mix. Thanks to all, especially to the two that drew us together...Here's to better times....
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MarkSmith
Date: 1/22/2009
the artwork and the mix itself complement one another to perfection
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fritz1
Date: 1/23/2009
lookin' good, guys...
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njr
Date: 1/23/2009
It all started with Doowad and Avocado Rabbit, and that is why it turned out so well. What a blast it was to collaborate with all these fine mixers on this timely theme! Thank you all for the exchange of ideas, tunes, and moral support. You are all worth your weights in whatever currency is still valuable.
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Yaminon
Date: 1/24/2009

Thank you, Dean and Derek and fellow mixers, it's great to see this mix up in lights with such phenomenal artwork. A slew a great new (to me) songs here, and of the familiar songs I especially like that Dylan one, an ideal song to e nd with. And special thanks for not calling this mix "The Dignity of LIBOR", nyuck nyuck.