Other Mixes By Jay Houney1
The greatest mix ever
| Side A | ||
| Artist | Song | |
| Joy Division | Warsaw | |
| " | Leaders of Men | |
| " | Digital | |
| " | Autosuggestion | |
| " | Transmission | |
| " | She's Lost Control | |
| " | Incubation | |
| " | Dead Souls | |
| " | Atmosphere | |
| " | Love Will Teat Apart | |
| " | No Love Lost | |
| " | Failures | |
| " | Glass | |
| " | From Safety to Where | |
| " | Novelty | |
| " | Komakino | |
| " | These Days | |
| Side B | ||
| Artist | Song | Buy |
Comment:
I sifted through an incorruptible mass of Joy Division and eventually came up with this mix. I think it combines all of their greatest hits from 1975-1985. If anyone wants to buy this mix send me $35 - it's unavailable in the shops.Feedback:
Well, this must be a miraculous mix indeed if it covers the band's greatest hits from 1975-1985, given that the band only existed from 1977 to 1980 and had no real hits in that time. Of course, if you think people should fork over cash, perhaps they should consider spending it on the "Substance" collection which contains all of these tracks in the listed order and *is* available in the shops, and probably for less than $35. You thieving bastard.
And on tape, you scumbag.
There's nothing great about this mix. And if there is any rule to mix making here this should be it. "DONT FUCKING COPY A CD AND PASS IT OFF AS YOUR OWN!" Plageristic dope.
ACTUALLY THE ONLY RULE I WOULD HAVE IS DON'T USE THIS SITE TO HAWK YOUR MIXES FOR PROFIT.
Did you simply copy this from Substance 1977-80? I bought it,LEGALLY,for ú7.99 - less than TWELVE DOLLARS!!!
WOW, this is a *GREAT MIX*...please produce as many copies as you possibly can by this Saturday and mail them to me...I'll send you a check...yeah...that's it...I'll mail you a check...hmmmm make it payable to......."ASSHOLE"?
I would prefer cash!
I'll pay cash (rolled pennies)...my terms of payment are: crammed down your throat, one @ a time!!
Curtis Couring = Jay Houney
Curtis Courting? I remember seeing that name...also remember thinking "what faggot goes by, or even makes up, a name like that..."?
Curtis Courting, sure is sporting: gives his mixes away. But Houney, Jay will make you pay: let's blow them BOTH away!
Rubbish. I'm not Jay Houney. Why would I insult my own site and try to rip off Joy Division?
Also, don't insult my name - IT IS REAL.
This mix was quite obviously put up as a joke. Do you think I really wanted people to play $35 for an album that they could buy anywhere? Do you think if it had been serious I would have placed the whole album, song for song, on the mix? What kind of people are you? You spend you life on the computer telling others what you think of their own personal, musical tastes. You're the type of people who make wild accusations, insult people because of their names,call persons you don't know 'assholes' and 'thieving bastards' and talk about how you want to 'blow them away' - could that be anymore crass? What concerns me is that there really are people like you walking around - Racist Hooha, vile James and 'Wild' Bill Shakespeare. This is not my real persona - but it is quite obviously your's. Calm down and lay off your fellow man. I hope that this is the end of the episode. Hang your heads in shame.
Here's the main problem with your premise: for something to be a joke, it has to be funny, and this is patently NOT funny. If your intention was to mock those of us who enjoy making mixes and sharing them with others, then I guess you succeeded in amusing yourself. Please do us a favor and go spam some other board with your "jokes" next time. I come here to see what other people who enjoy making mixes like me are doing, and while you may think that is a foolish endeavor, those of us who post here don't. So stop calling the kettle black and just go away. Thanks.
Oh don't worry about that, I'm not staying around here for long ( cue bursts of applause)One final thing - why are you guys all on this site during the day. It is evening here but afternoon in the US. Do you not have jobs? Farewell and, if I have insulted anyone, lighten up- my intention was not to mock anyone!
Calling me a racist is an obvious assumption of me. A lot of my jokes and comments stem from funny stereotypes, that's just my humor. So call me what you will. Fuck it, I don't care. I know the real deal here and I knew this was a joke when I first saw it. And I took it more as an insult to our intelligence than anything. And for you to assume everyone here spends their life on this site, you're a moron. We post mixes and comments while you take it upon yourself to do all this nonsense. What, in real life nobody finds your stupid jokes funny either? So bring 'em to a website, maybe we'll laugh. Ha...if this is all you came here to do then it's more pathetic then a pervert in a chatroom. At least the pervert's there for a reason. You're just here cause you're an idiot.
Ack, using my email address as well. Get your own. Jay, Curt whatever, you stupid limey doofus. Good riddance, take your shit and shove it up a Gallagher's ass. Some people call 'em "days off of work or school". I know you're not really leaving. I expect to read more of your "rubbish" under different names. Probably use our names. Eh, you can't fool this geezer, you knob.
Houney Jay will rue the day
When he post-ed the "joke",
We'll bend him over
the Cliffs of Dover
and give his arse a poke.
When he post-ed the "joke",
We'll bend him over
the Cliffs of Dover
and give his arse a poke.
Hooha,I really do wish you would stop associating Houney with me you snivelling loser . Say what you want about him but don't bring me into it.I do believe that you overestimate my mendacity - you are quite complimentary in your own,strange little way. I really do find it highly ironic that you believe that the steroetype of the British is that of a moron.Irishmen such as myself (do you hate us as well?) are not traditionally particularly fond of the British,but even I can see that there is only one person conforming to a stereotype of a moron. Did you call the British morons for a joke? -ahem, I can see why you need to make friends over the internet.Furthermore, whilst I have only visited this site a few times (mostly to argue with you) it is apparent that you are rather obsessive with your visits. Why don't you use some of that obvious pent - up frustration and make some music yourself? Moreover, I think Houney's obvious aim was to irritate people like yourself. He has done this with minimum effort to great effect - he must praise your gullibility.
One final comment for my fans. I think I really must explain my assertion that the mix was put up for a joke. I did not intend this prank to provide merriment for people who visit the site, but rather for my own, dear self. I must thank you for your comments - I have found your anger, pathetic threats and your insults (excluding Shakespeare's - they were rather witty!) quite hilarious.I have gained voyeuristic pleasure revelling in your stupidity. Goodbye, my friends, although perhaps Au Revoir is more suitable.
To curt/jay...i don't have to go on about how i make more mixes than you and blah blah blah. I'm not here to make pals. I'm not here to judge people. It takes less than two minutes to make the comments I do. And i don't mind banter. I'm not upset in any way over this. I think it's a joke. And it's intriguing to me to see how pathetic people are, such as yourself (jay/curt). You think I come off as racist, i do and that's how i meant to come off. A joke...possibly, depends on how you take it. But you obviously are offended by it since i'm seeing a bunch of long comments you've made. And it's saddening to see that you come to this site only to argue with me. Christ, if you're that in need of attention, get help. Snivelling internet loser?...sounds like your profile, pal. Not mine.
And now, dear friends, Sir Houney Jay has bid the world "adieu". He's said his bit; as for his SHIT, let's flush it down the loo.
Jay Houney=Bill Shakespeare
Offended - moi? Pas possible mon ami. However, I do wish you would stop associating me with Houney. I think it is quite apparent that your comments take less than two minutes to make - the use of parlance demonstrates that. Hey, my comments take no time too - but that is due to my razor-sharp wit. As I've said before, your British bashing doesn't irritate me - I'm Irish, but I simply don't like any kind of rascist comment. Also, in relation to your assertion that you are not upset in any way over this, why the block capitals, why all the swearing, why the insults?It is evident that Houney wanted to annoy persons like you -has he succeeded? Heh,heh,heh. Also, please don't misquote me - I called you a snivelling loser, not a snivelling internet loser. In addition -Shakespeare you really are clutching at straws with your latest comment - adieu really does not rhyme well with loo.
P.S - Houney evidently doesn't care about how well his mixes are received, but you do(how many mixes have you made) - who holds the upper hand?
P.S - Houney evidently doesn't care about how well his mixes are received, but you do(how many mixes have you made) - who holds the upper hand?
Hey guys, I'm suprised you responded to this absurd mix - by getting irritated you've let Houney win
'Tis curious, @ times like these, (with Towers blown to bits), that still we will converse of nill; find meaning in bullshit.
actually, Curtis, the "uu/ew" of 'adieu' and the "oo" of 'loo' rhyme rather nicely...you 'bundle of twigs.'
Not wanting to get into something as bloody petty as French pronunciation (for goodness sake)but "adieu" has a softer sounder than "ew" at the end. I can't think of a good way to demonstrate it in type ... it's all in the delivery, baby, and Courting is, alas, quite right.
I cuss, I make racist jokes, I pick on bullies. That's just how I am. Curt/Jay, this is funny to me which is why I respond. If I was truly annoyed with all this I wouldn't come back here. You're playing your games here and I'm just swatting the ball back for the fuck of it. So take your Irish baby-dick outta your hands and live in the now. Like I said before, there's no worse comeback than to correct someone's pronunciation and grammar. That's just reaching, man. And I don't think us commenting back and reacting to this mix shows that Jay "won" anything. I've seen some funny shit being said here. Laughs are priceless.
Mr Frost you obviously have never studied French.The esteemed Mr Crothers is correct. Alas, there is only one 'bundle of twigs' ..... et c'est vous.Also, Mr Shakespeare I did warn you - bits rhyming with bull**** - oh dear. It wouldn't be that the embarrassed Mr Shakespeare had to back up his poetry with a false comment ...?
What a bunch of morons you ALL are.
Alack, alas I stand corrected, here one final thing:
in splitting hairs, he puts on airs,
that's what Curt is courting.
in splitting hairs, he puts on airs,
that's what Curt is courting.
In all honesty, I love this mix. LOL.
Hooha, did you forget to take your medication? You have been so well behaved and once chaos erupts...Guess who always happens to be in the middle? You stir up more crap than need be. One one hand you claim to hate the abuse but you love to get into the mix of it don't you. Let me talk about your humor. Degrading any race, nationality via stereotypes isn't funny. You think it is? Well, I guess I can assume you are the asshole hiding in his white hood burning crosses in lawns. It is inexcusable. I am shocked you are even wasting your time on this site, shouldn't you be harrasing arabs with your "open-minded" views. I am not defending any of the other assholes who are playing this stupid game. You discredited any validity you had when you chose to reveal your ignorance.
MIX OF THE WEEK !!
Jesse Jackson is so bitter he didn't get elected president and now being degraded because of sex scandals. Shut up, read some Dr. Suess and be on your merry way. You give conservatives a bad name. Plus you assuming I'm Mr. Whitey. You know nothing. If people can't take my light comments with a grain of salt then that's their problem. I don't believe the so called racist comments I made were harsh at all. I called a british person a limey and said the irish has small dicks. S'like saying a black guy, oh sorry, "african american" has big dicks. God, yer like one of those chicks who gets whistled at and says it's sexual harrassment. Ease up on the PC, Rev.
Go listen to Limbaugh!! Your rascist stereotypes are not welcome by anyone. You have no right to ever make a comment about anyone. You are no better. In fact you are worse. I find it amazing that everytime there is "bullshit", you are in the middle of it. Isn't that odd? I truly believe you create this and get off on the fires you start. Now you have taken it a step further by accusing innocent people of being "the bad guys". Then you fuek the fire with snide comments like,(S'like saying a black guy, oh sorry, "african american" has big dicks). A clear example of what a rascist you really are.
Hey jesse, accusing me of being someone else...check your self pal, yer the one hiding behind a fake name. Limbaugh is replublican, probably more up your alley. Btw, you're really slow on my sarcasm. And im usually in the middle of the crap that goes on here is because I don't take any shit from anyone. Yer more likely to be Curtis/Jay than anyone. You with your bogus name, insulting people and trying rile everyone up. I made fun of the Irish and British. God, i must be in the KKK. Yer real observant, Rev/Curt/Jay whoever you really are.
Hey Hooha, any time you get some criticism are you going to blame it on me? Remember, I am five hours ahead of you. My last comment was at 11.30 pm(6.30 your time) What time did Jesse's comments come at? Do you think I stayed up all night trying to insult you? I was up at 2.00 am your time yesterday. Jesse, I agree with what your saying, although I don't think Hooha is quite as bad as you made out. Jesse, to give validity to your claims, and show Hooha that you are not me, perhaps you should enter the mix in a proper name?
I have a feeling I know when it's you, commenting, you have a higher vocabulary than the Rev. I put you in the same category as Jesse cause you both proven to me that you use fake names. I mean it's funny to me, when a person calls me a racist for saying such tame remarks such as limey or mic. It'd never occur to them that I could be a limey and a mic? Aye. That's the kind of thinking like "shoot first, ask questions later". Jesse is a little kid who talks tough on a computer. You're an arrogant self-righteous pud. Jesse won't ever reveal his true identity because that's what he is...a coward. Anyways, this is somehow getting very old. I don't want proof of anybody's exsistance. I want lobotomy's to be performed on some of you. Is that too much to ask?
I reckon Hooha deserves a lobotomy for blabbering on about racism and vocabulary. Has it not occured to you that this whole feedback column is one big joke? And what a dum name. You're all nuts.
42 comments (mine makes 43), and counting...ring up the chap from Guiness, we've got ourselves a bloody record!
Arrogant and self-righteous? Add rascist, ignorant and lonely and you've got your own profile Hooha.
Whoops ... accidental non-comment there. Just adding to the madness.
Whilst online, searching,
Mr. Crothers, (comments for to find),
clicked on 'Submit', "Whoops" says 'e,
"there's NOTHING on me mind."
Mr. Crothers, (comments for to find),
clicked on 'Submit', "Whoops" says 'e,
"there's NOTHING on me mind."
... Indeed. Very droll.