Professor Poserlad

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Member Since: 11/8/2001
Total Mixes: 85
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Not In Service

Artist Song
Dead Prez  Wolves 
Mission of Burma  Execution 
Dead Kennedys  California Uber Alles 
Weezer  My Name is Jonas 
Mos Def  Hip Hop 
Trevor Jones  The Kiss 
Elliot Smith  Miss Misery 
The Beatles  The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill 
Buddy Holly  Listen to Me 
Blackalicious  Do this my way 
Flogging Molly  Selfish Man 
Belle and Sebastian  Seeing Other People 
Michael Kamen  Little John 
Portishead  Strangers 
Bad Religion  Into the Night 

Comment:

This CD was just supposed to be background music for a trip to the mall with some of my friends. Not trying to change the world, not trying to gain elitist hipster cred, just some songs I enjoy, the open road, and some manly heart to hearts. So let me tell you what happened folks: We were turned a little too slowly and this car behind us (a lowrider I might add) didn't seem to like that so much, going as far as to honk a few times...That didn't truly hurt of course, at this point the CD had just barely started. But then these guys decided to follow us, tailing us you might say. It didn't take very long to realize this. When someone follows is following you your instinct is to take all sorts of random turns to get away from them. We took the random turns and they followed. This went on until at least "The Kiss" a highlight of the Last of the Mohicans soundtrack and that's when we arrived at a red light. While we were stopped one of the guys got out of their car and lo and behold, what did he have on his fist-brass fucking knuckles. We marched up to the back of the van, inexorable as the march of death itself, and slugged the back window just as my friend ignored the red light and peeled out. He stumbled and fell to his knees, surely hoping "a plauge on both out houses". We hid in a driveway and then found a cop. Trying to explain our story he held up a cardboard sign that said, "Not in service". Hence the title. Anyway...In the words of Hamlet..."I'm gonna get revenge...Biatch."

Feedback:

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Sara123456789
Date: 12/29/2001
Wow...what a story! I'm sure you'll remember this mix for a while.
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Geoffrey Holland
Date: 12/29/2001
maybe you should have backed over the bastard after he stumbled
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teapin
Date: 12/29/2001
let's just take a moment to reflect on a cop putting a sign together to inform citizens of his donut break status. i've seen taxis do that, but a COP? shiiiiiit... nice mix, by the way. love those dk and br picks.
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fritz
Date: 12/30/2001
nice mix
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abigail dice
Date: 7/28/2002
no wait! maybe this one. hehe.