Artist	Song
Spike Jones	All I Want for Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth)
from Greatest Hits (1999)
The Chipmunks	The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)
from Christmas With the Chipmunks (2010) (2010)
Eartha Kitt & Henri René	Santa Baby
from Eartha Kitt: Platinum & Gold Collection (Remastered) (2003)
Elmo & Patsy	Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
from Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer (1988)
Jimmy Boyd	I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
from 16 Most Requested Songs: Christmas (1992)
Spinal Tap	Christmas with the Devil
from This Is Spinal Tap (2000)
"Weird Al" Yankovic	Christmas At Ground Zero
from Permanent Record: Al In the Box (1998)
Gayle Peevey	I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
from Silly Songs (2007)
Jeff Foxworthy	Redneck 12 Days of Christmas
from Redneck 12 Days of Christmas / Here's Your Sign Christmas - Single (2003)
The Singing Dogs	Jingle Bells
from I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas - EP (2007)
Bob Rivers	Chipmunks Roasting On an Open Fire
from Chipmunks Roasting on An Open Fire (2010)
Jack Black & Jason Segel	Peace On Earth / Little Drummer Boy 2010
from Peace On Earth / Little Drummer Boy 2010 - Single (2010)
Stan Freberg & Daws Butler	Christmas Dragnet
from I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas - EP (2007)
Fountains of Wayne	I Want an Alien for Christmas
from Out-Of-State Plates (2005)
Various Artists	O Holy Night
from Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics (1999)
Red Peters	Holy Shit, It's Christmas
from I Laughed.....I Cried....I Fudged My Undies! (2007)
Denis Leary	Merry F#%$in' Christmas
from Merry F#%$in' Christmas - EP (2005)
Stan Freberg	Nuttin' for Christmas
from Vintage Children's Favourites (2006)
Joe Diffie	Leroy the Redneck Reindeer
from Mr. Christmas (1995)
Father Guido Sarducci	Santa's Lament
from One Hundred Bulbs On the Christmas Tree Party (2006)
Monty Python	Christmas in Heaven
from Monty Python Sings (1992)
Various Artists	Christmas Time In Hell
from Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics (1999)
Richard Cheese	Christmas In Las Vegas
from Silent Nightclub (2006)
Jeff Dunham	Jingle Bombs (Achmed)
from Don't Come Home for Christmas (2008)
Thurl Ravenscroft	You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
from Celebrate the Season (1998)
The Bobs	Christmas in Jail
from Too Many Santas (1996)
Bill Engvall	Here's Your Sign Christmas
from Redneck 12 Days of Christmas / Here's Your Sign Christmas - Single (2003)
Brave Combo	Must Be Santa
from Brave Combo Live At Cat's Cradle 03/13/2005 (2005)
El Vez	Poncho Claus
from Merry MeX-mas (1994)
Aqua Teen Hunger Force	Feliz Navidad
from Have Yourself a Meaty Little Christmas (2009)
Fozzie & Statler & Waldorf	North Pole Comedy Club
from The Muppets: A Green and Red Christmas (2006)
Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio	Wreck the Malls
from Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio - Twisted Christmas Boxed Set (2007)
Michelle "Evil Gal" Willson	Five Pound Box of Money
from Bullseye Blues Christmas (1995)
Eric Idle	Fuck Christmas
from Fuck Christmas (2006)
Cheech & Chong	Moe Money (includes 'Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)
from Let's Make a New Dope Deal (2007)
The Hollytones	Christmas Is Coming Twice This Year
from Gridlock Christmas (2007)
Jingle Cats	Silent Night
from Meowy Christmas (2004)
Various Artists	Merry F**king Christmas
from Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics (1999)
The Therapy Sisters	Codependent Christmas
from Codependent Christmas (2004)
Allan Sherman	The Twelve Gifts of Christmas
from For Swingin' Livers Only (2005)
The Hollytones	Gridlock Christmas
from Gridlock Christmas (2007)
Bob & Doug McKenzie	The Twelve Days of Christmas
from Great White North (1996)
2 Live Jews	Twelve Days On South Beach
from Christmas Jews (2007)
Afroman	The 12 J's of X-Mas
from Jobe Bells (2004)
Mojo Nixon	Christmas, Christmas
from Christmas, Christmas (2001)
Nerf Herder	I've Got a Boner for Christmas
from Hi-Voltage Christmas Rock (2007)
Bill Mumy & Sarah Taylor	I've Got Some Presents for Santa
from I've Got Some Presents for Santa - Single (2006)
El Vez	Brown Christmas
from Merry MeX-mas (1994)
Adam Hicks	Happy Universal Holidays (feat. Ryan Newman)
from Happy Universal Holidays (feat. Ryan Newman) - Single (2010)
How You Doin'? Boys	The Twelve Days of a Guido Christmas
from How You Doin'? Yanks & the 12 Days of a Guido Christmas (2005)
Louis Armstrong & The Commanders	'Zat You, Santa Claus?
from Yule Be Miserable (2003)
Patton Oswalt	My Christmas Memory
from Feelin' Kinda Patton (2004)
"Weird Al" Yankovic	The Night Santa Went Crazy
from The Essential Weird Al Yankovic (2009)
Richard Cheese	Do They Know It's Christmas
from Silent Nightclub (2006)
Fred Figglehorn	Christmas Cash
from It's Hackin' Christmas With Fred - EP (2009)
Douglas Barnett	12 Days After Christmas
from Christmas In Central Park (2001)
Cledus T. Judd	Grandpa Got Runned Over By a John Deere
from I Stoled This Record (1997)
Bill Engvall	I'm Getting Sued By Santa Claus
from Here's Your Christmas Album (2005)
Tom Lehrer	A Christmas Carol
from An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer (2010)
Guster	Carol of the Meows
from Carol of the Meows - Single (2004)
Larry the Cable Guy	Redneck Santa Claus
from A Very Larry Christmas (2004)
Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio	The Twelve Pains of Christmas
from Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio - Twisted Christmas Boxed Set (2007)
Bubba the Love Sponge	Baby Jesus
from Ned Storytime, Vol. 2 (2007)
Dr. Elmo	Santa Ain't Comin'
from Dr. Elmo's Greatest Christmas Hits (2004)
Flatulina	Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy
from Flatulina's Fabulous Holiday Spectacular (2003)
Dickie Goodman	Santa & the Satellite
from Dickie Goodman: Greatest Hits (Live) [Re-Mastered] (2006)
Young & Sexy	Santa Clause Likes Rich Kids Better
from It's a Team Mint Xmas, Vol. 2! (2004)
The Little Stinkers	I Farted On Santa's Lap (Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink for Me)
from I Farted On Santa's Lap (Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink for Me) (2004)
Barnes & Barnes	I Had Sex With Santa
from Sicks (2006)
Various Artists	Dreidel Playa Feat. MC Lars
from This Is Your Brain On Xmas (2009)
Sixx:A.M.	X-Mas In Hell
from The Heroin Diaries Soundtrack (2008)
The Larry Chesky Orchestra & The Bresenski Twins	Merry Christmas Polka (Vocal)
from Polka Christmas (2008)
Rodney Carrington	Christmas With the Kids
from King of the Mountains (2007)
Ray Stevens	Nightmare Before Christmas
from Ray Stevens Christmas: Through a Different Window - Single (2008)

Comment:

Sure, everyone loves "Away in a Manger," but the fact is, few things express the pure, giddy fun of the holiday season better than a good, goofy yuletide tune — which is precisely why we bring you our [i]Novelty Christmas[/i] Essentials — a super-silly soundtrack for the best of nut-ball Noels. Now you can download the all-time comedy classics: Spike Jones' whistling lisper "All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth," Elmo & Patsy's human vs. hoof-stock fantasia "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer," little Jimmy Boyd's shock encounter "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" — alongside way-out wonders like the Bobs' a cappella moaner "Christmas in Jail," Mojo Nixon's raucous "Christmas, Christmas," and a just plain strange "Silent Night," meowed with feline felicity by the Jingle Cats. Hey, there's a reason they say "[i]Merry[/i] Christmas."

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