Guide As To Which Carpenters Song To Play In Any Given Sexual Situation by Starpush1

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Submit Date: 8/27/2002
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Guide As To Which Carpenters Song To Play In Any Given Sexual Situation


Artist	Song
For All We Know	(Sex after reading "The Joy Of Sex")

I Believe You	(For when the guy Says He'll respect you Always)

It's Going To Take Some Time	(When you partner is not performing well)

We've Only Just Begun	(For All-Night Marathon Sex)

Those Good Old Dreams	(For when you are fantasizing about someone other then the person you're having sex with)

Superstar	(For when you're having sex with a porn star and/or celebrity)

Rainy Days and Mondays	(For when you're having sex on a rainy day...or..a Monday?)

Goodbye To Love	(For when you're having sex with someone you know will leave you eventually)

Top Of The World	(For when you're having really good sex)

Only Yesterday	(For when you're having sex that isn't quite as good as the last time)

Yesterday Once More	(For when the sex IS as good as the time before)

Hurting Each Other	(For rough, S&M moments)

(They Long To Be) Close To You	(For when you and your partner are trying to have a baby)

Sing	(For when the sex is so good you can't help but break into song)

Please Mr. Postman	(For when you're so happy you got your new copy of TV Guide you decide to attack the mailman)

Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft	(For when you're having sex with E.T.)

Let Me Be The One	(For when you hope you'll orgasm first)

Solitaire	(For when you're having sex all alone)

Comment:

Picking up on the two volumes of Zeppelin-Sex mixes and the hilarious Barry Manilow version...here we go again... :)

Feedback:

J&C's Dad
Date: 8/28/2002

Interestingly, I briefly considered the Carpenters before I settled on Barry Manilow. But Barry spoke to me, as the Carpenters have obviously spoken to you. :-)

Robbert1
Date: 8/28/2002

So, where's 'Your Wonderful Parade' (For when you're undressing in a stimulating way...or something) and 'Get Together' (bit obvious, isn't it?)

Geoffrey Holland
Date: 8/29/2002

brilliant