Side A
Artist	Song
John Trubee	Blind Man's Penis
Ralph Lowe	Las Vegas
The Melodiers	Barbra
W.H. Horning	Rockin' And Rollin'
Unknown	The King (a tune about Clark Gable)
Sue Lloyd and William O'Donnell	The Ballad of Patty Hearst (Listen To Tania)
Matt Vincent	Bo Derek On My Mind
Kay Weaver	Wish I Could Shoot A Gun
Lee Scott	Generation Gap
Kay Weaver	Junkies And Monkeys
Joe Freeman	My Nana
Dick Kent	On Blackness
Bonnie Haven	Total Woman
Bob Gerard	Joedy Is A Wise Guy
William LeBlanc	The Green Mandala
Tony Rogers	Her Name's On My Locket
Side B
Artist	Song	Buy
The Real Pros	In Love With Elvis
Sonny Cash	Psychic Cigarette
Rodd Keith	The Ballad of Juan Rio
Rod Rogers	It's Shindig
Ralph Lowe	The King Lives On
Prof. Marcell Collegians	Be No Fool, Play It Cool, Stay In School
Matt Vincent	Sky Diver's Lament
Mary Kaye	I Don't Want A Bracelet Or Diamonds, I Just Want Elvis Instead
Kay Weaver	Ripoff U.S.A.
Ralph Lowe	Funk With Us
Joe Freeman	Are You Giving Green Stamps, Baby?
John Fulker	An Unpredictable Girl Like Julia
Chuck Jones and The Links	Sputnik Hit The Moon
Ralph Lowe	Munchikins
Gene Marshall	The Amazing Helicopters
Dick Kent	Pucker Up
Dick Kent	George's Song

Comment:

This is actually a CD mix, but is split into two "sides", due to the large number of tracks included (plus you can't use "side 2" when submitting a CD mix - blah). This is a bizarre collection of "song poems" recorded by mostly no-name talents. The songs were submitted by everyday folks answering those classic "Songs - Poems Wanted" ads in the back of magazines. "Blind Man's Penis" is the most (in)famous one of the bunch. The songs are every bit as groovy and greasy as their titles would suggest. Lots of fun to listen to. "My Nana" is a complete ripoff of Neil Diamond's "Cherry, Cherry" musically and doesn't even try to hide it. Even the singer tries to sound like Neil. Hilarious weirdness a-plenty.

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