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Only the Russians Have Toothpaste: Misheard Lyrics
Side A | ||
Artist | Song | |
Adam Ant | Stand and Deliver | |
Ini Kamoze | Here Comes the Hotstepper | |
Veruca Salt | Seether | |
Queen | Killer Queen | |
Pat Benatar | Hit Me With Your Best Shot | |
The Eagles | Hotel California | |
Snow | Informer | |
Soul Asylum | Misery | |
Sheryl Crow | Strong Enough | |
Bruce Springsteen | Tenth Avenue Freezeout | |
AC/DC | You Shook Me All Night Long | |
Bob Marley | Jammin' | |
Nine Inch Nails | Closer | |
Wham! | Wake Me Up Before You Go Go | |
Rupert Holmes | Escape (the Pina Colada song) | |
Warren G | Regulate | |
Foreigner | Hot Blooded | |
Elvis Presley | Viva Las Vegas | |
The Ramones | I Wanna Be Sedated | |
The Rolling Stones | Jumpin' Jack Flash | |
David Bowie | Fame | |
Bonnie Raitt | Something to Talk About | |
Side B | ||
Artist | Song | Buy |
"Stand in the liver!" | "Stand and deliver" | |
"I'm the leprechaun gangster" | "I'm the lyrical gangster" | |
"Can't fight the beaver" | "Can't fight the seether" | |
"She keeps on moaning and chanting in a pretty cabinet" | "She keeps her Moet and Chandon in a pretty cabinet" | |
"Hit her with a big snot" | "Hit me with your best shot" | |
"Warm smell of policemen" | "Warm smell of Colitas" | |
"Ant farmer" | "Informer" | |
"Cross-dressing is overrated" | "Frustrated, incorporated" | |
"When I'm throwing bug juice in the air" | "When I'm throwing punches in the air" | |
"Dust Devil in the freezer" | "Tenth Avenue freezeout" | |
"She had me circumcized" | "She had the sightless eyes" | |
"And I hope you like pajamas too" | "And I hope you like jammin', too" | |
"It's your socks I can smell" | "It's your sex I can smell" | |
"Wake me up and pour me cocoa" | "Wake me up before you go go" | |
"If you like bean enchiladas" | "If you like pina coladas" | |
"They were stealing Lawrence Welk" | "They were stealing Warren's wealth" | |
"Hot, bloody chicken of the sea/feel the fever burning in sodomy" | Hot blooded, check it and see/feel the fever burning inside of me" | |
"People love bagels" | "Viva Las Vegas" | |
"I want a piece of lettuce" | "I wanna be sedated" | |
"I was raised by two lesbians in drag" | "I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag" | |
"Bullets for you, sugar for me, got a raging hard-on" | "Bully for you, chilly for me, gotta get a raincheck on" | |
"Let's give them something from Taco Bell" | "Let's give them something to talk about" | |
Comment:
All misheard lyrics are from "He's Got the Whole World In His Pants" by Gavin Edwards. Mix title is "Only the rush hour hell to face" from the Police's "Synchronicity II."
Feedback:
The picture is from this crazy site: http://alpafel.nt.am/Magic%20paste_eng.html
Fun.
way cool
not only is this mix good for a laugh, this mix would also be good on my speakers.
This is cracking me up. Although I really couldn't own a mix with "The Pina Colada Song" on it.
good shit