Jake Adler

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Member Since: 11/4/2002
Total Mixes: 64
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Cassette | Mixed Genre
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CD | Mixed Genre

Only the Russians Have Toothpaste: Misheard Lyrics

Side A
Artist Song
Adam Ant  Stand and Deliver 
Ini Kamoze  Here Comes the Hotstepper 
Veruca Salt  Seether 
Queen  Killer Queen 
Pat Benatar  Hit Me With Your Best Shot 
The Eagles  Hotel California 
Snow  Informer 
Soul Asylum  Misery 
Sheryl Crow   Strong Enough 
Bruce Springsteen  Tenth Avenue Freezeout 
AC/DC  You Shook Me All Night Long 
Bob Marley  Jammin' 
Nine Inch Nails  Closer 
Wham!  Wake Me Up Before You Go Go 
Rupert Holmes  Escape (the Pina Colada song) 
Warren G  Regulate 
Foreigner  Hot Blooded 
Elvis Presley  Viva Las Vegas 
The Ramones  I Wanna Be Sedated 
The Rolling Stones  Jumpin' Jack Flash 
David Bowie  Fame 
Bonnie Raitt  Something to Talk About 
Side B
ArtistSongBuy
"Stand in the liver!"  "Stand and deliver" 
"I'm the leprechaun gangster"  "I'm the lyrical gangster" 
"Can't fight the beaver"  "Can't fight the seether" 
"She keeps on moaning and chanting in a pretty cabinet"  "She keeps her Moet and Chandon in a pretty cabinet" 
"Hit her with a big snot"  "Hit me with your best shot" 
"Warm smell of policemen"  "Warm smell of Colitas" 
"Ant farmer"  "Informer" 
"Cross-dressing is overrated"  "Frustrated, incorporated" 
"When I'm throwing bug juice in the air"  "When I'm throwing punches in the air" 
"Dust Devil in the freezer"  "Tenth Avenue freezeout" 
"She had me circumcized"  "She had the sightless eyes" 
"And I hope you like pajamas too"  "And I hope you like jammin', too" 
"It's your socks I can smell"  "It's your sex I can smell" 
"Wake me up and pour me cocoa"  "Wake me up before you go go" 
"If you like bean enchiladas"  "If you like pina coladas" 
"They were stealing Lawrence Welk"  "They were stealing Warren's wealth" 
"Hot, bloody chicken of the sea/feel the fever burning in sodomy"  Hot blooded, check it and see/feel the fever burning inside of me" 
"People love bagels"  "Viva Las Vegas" 
"I want a piece of lettuce"  "I wanna be sedated" 
"I was raised by two lesbians in drag"  "I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag" 
"Bullets for you, sugar for me, got a raging hard-on"  "Bully for you, chilly for me, gotta get a raincheck on" 
"Let's give them something from Taco Bell"  "Let's give them something to talk about" 

Comment:

All misheard lyrics are from "He's Got the Whole World In His Pants" by Gavin Edwards. Mix title is "Only the rush hour hell to face" from the Police's "Synchronicity II."
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Jake Adler
Date: 2/1/2003
The picture is from this crazy site: http://alpafel.nt.am/Magic%20paste_eng.html
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Russ Woods1
Date: 2/1/2003
Fun.
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Geoffrey Holland
Date: 2/2/2003
way cool
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paulamoeba
Date: 2/25/2003
not only is this mix good for a laugh, this mix would also be good on my speakers.
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DJ Lunch Boy
Date: 3/3/2003
This is cracking me up. Although I really couldn't own a mix with "The Pina Colada Song" on it.
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zachrobbins
Date: 4/7/2003
good shit