Artist	Song
Counting Crows	Einstein On The Beach
Cheap Trick	He's A Whore
The Beach Boys	Let Him Run Wild
Sparks	This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us
Eric Burdon and the Animals	We Gotta Get Out Of This Place
Sugar	A Good Idea
The Beach Boys	Hawaii
Dick Dale and the Deltones	Ghost Riders In The Sky
Man or Astroman?	Alpha Surfari
Man or Astroman?	Polaris
Cowboy Junkies	Miles From Our Home
The Ventures	Hawaii Five - O Theme
The Plimsouls	A Million Miles Away
The Beach Boys	Little Pad
The Beach Boys	Wind Chimes
Israel Kamakawiwo'ole	Kuhio Bay
The B-52's	Topaz
Dick Dale and the Deltones	Tidal Wave
Stevie Ray Vaughan	Pipeline
The Stooges	Gimme Danger
Dick Dale and the Deltones	Death Tube
Dick Dale and the Deltones	Scalped
The Offspring	I Wanna Be Sedated
York	On The Beach
sound effect	waves

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And so our story begins, on a dark, rainy morning on the California coast....

"You say you're ONLY HAPPY WHEN IT RAINS, but the clouds are lifting and I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW. Let's go find A PLACE IN THE SUN. Hop into my LITTLE GTO and I'll put on some CRUSIN MUSIC. I LOVE BEACH MUSIC!"

"Hey ease up on the pedal HIGHWAY STAR! - DEAD MAN'S CURVE is just ahead."

"But I CAN'T DRIVE 55, you know that. DON'T WORRY, BABY, we'll make it. Well, we're here, and nothing beats SURF CITY and the CALIFORNIA SUN IN THE SUMMERTIME. Be sure to watch traffic and WALK-DON'T RUN. THE SEA isn't going anywhere."

"Are you ready to CATCH A WAVE, SURF RIDER?"

"This BANZAI WASHOUT is becoming a real TAXIDERMIST SURF. I can't even HANG TEN! We better get back ON THE BEACH before we get stuffed. So where's the boyfriend? You know, THE GIRLS ON THE BEACH are just FLESH FOR FANTASY to him. It doesn't take an EINSTEIN ON THE BEACH to know that HE'S A WHORE. I'd LET HIM RUN WILD if I were you."

"You're right. I've concluded that THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US. WE GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS PLACE."

"I've got A GOOD IDEA. Let's go to HAWAII!"

"It's bizarre being in the air already. Good thing we had our boards with us. I feel like we're GHOST RIDERS IN THE SKY, doing an ALPHA SURFARI to POLARIS, not just traveling MILES FROM OUR HOME."

"We'll, we might as well be A MILLION MILES AWAY now. We've got a LITTLE PAD with WIND CHIMES out on the edge of KUHIO BAY, with TOPAZ sand and roaring surf. Let's get the boards."

"Yikes, is that a TIDAL WAVE, or just the PIPELINE? Either way, GIMME DANGER! Let's go."

"That was a real DEATH TUBE. We just got SCALPED out there. Right now I WANNA BE SEDATED and lie ON THE BEACH."

"Hey, how long have we been here? I CAN HEAR MUSIC over at the club. Are you READY TO GO? Let's hop into the LITTLE RED CORVETTE. We'll enjoy some serene tunes on the sand."

(8 song concert at the club)

"So much for laid back concerts. I'M BORED."

"What did you expect? They're not going to ROCK THE NATION here at this beach. C'mon, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN MELLOW? This ain't ROCKAWAY BEACH, and you sure can't SURF COLORADO. This is one of the FAR AWAY PLACES BEYOND THE SEA that you've dreamed about, and now you've got it."

"You're right. Just look at that SURFER MOON over DIAMOND HEAD. What a sight!"

"The day is done. At least tomorrow, no matter what else is going on in the world, here in paradise one thing is always true: SURF'S UP!"

And so our odyssey ends.

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