How to Get Laid...
| Artist | Song | |
| she's wearing greek letters and carrying a beer | Nelly - Pimp Juice | |
| she's under the age of 15 | Aaron Carter - I'm All About You | |
| she's over the age of 35 | Luther Vandross - If Only For One Night | |
| she's really pale, wearing black, and you're pretty sure that's blood in her wine glass | NIN - Slipping Away | |
| wearing birks, hemp, tiedye, and you're expecting there will be extraneous body hair | Grateful Dead - Fire On The Mountain | |
| she likes her sex black, smooth, and steamy | D'Angelo - Untitled | |
| you're pretty sure you've seen that vagina more than once | Debbie Does Dallas Theme Song | |
| she's not wearing a bra, has her nose pierced, and hasn't stopped talking about Melissa Etheridge | Ani DiFranco - Both Hands | |
| her jeans are tight, her hair is teased, and her def leppard shirt is faded and torn | Warrant - Cherry Pie | |
| she believes the 80s are still here and that John Cusack is | Peter Gabriel - In Your Eyes | |
| she shops at A+F, is the girl next door, and doesn't want you to think she's easy | John Mayer - Your Body Is A Wonderland | |
| she's over 25 or doesn't like john mayer but otherwise fits into the above catergory (or similar) | DMB - Crash | |
| you could fit another person in her carebear pants and the glowstick and pacifier is a distraction | Nightclub - French Kiss | |
| you met her at Hot Topic | The Cure - Heaven | |
| the girl that thinks she's more serious and has a deeper understanding of romance | Coldplay - Trouble | |
Comment:
My first submission of this got pretty messed up. So here is what I have as of now. It's just an MP3 Playlist at this moment because I want it to be PERFECT when I give it to my friend Greg for his birthday. He's turning 20 and complains about not getting laid enough. This isn't meant to be taken seriously because I know I'm throwing out A LOT of stereotypes here so please don't take offense. If you have any suggestion I'd be so greatful because I need more ideas for a final disk!Feedback:
what category(above) do you fall into? and, how will you present this to Greg? in a negligee?
i'm having major computer problems - and i can't seem to get them to all show up. i don't think there is a catergory for me yet - i'm probably closest to the girl next door, john mayer one. but no, no negligee, he's just a friend of mine.
I know- get a small kitten (usually someone is always giving them away). Then give him the mix and the kitten with a note: "I wanted you to have a little pussy" - that should bring a smile to his face!
haha that is too cute, i don't know if he could keep a real cat where he's living but i'll definitely buy him a toy one! thanks!
why would the girl at hot topic be the only one to like the poppiest cure song ever (just like heaven)? not saying you're being stereotypical or anything...
that's the point, to be stereotypical. a girl at hot topic would have a greater appreciation for the cure than a girl at A+F that's why it'd be a good song to play to get laid. it's a joke.
brilliant!
This is pretty funny.
This is hillarious.
I'm 20 and don't get laid enough. I like it. ;)
I'm 20 and don't get laid enough. I like it. ;)