Artist	Song
Bauhaus	Telegram Sam (T. Rex)
Franz Ferdinand	Michael
Talking Heads	Mr. Jones
Bobbettes	Mr. Lee
Paul Simon	Me & Julio Down By The Schoolyard
Miracles	Mickey's Monkey
Rickie Lee Jones	Chuck E's In Love
Bobbie Gentry	Ode To Billie Joe
Elton John	Levon
Laura Nyro	Eli's Comin'
Sinead O'Connor	John, I Love You
Marvelettes	Don't Mess With Bill
Al Jolson	I'm Just Wild About Harry
Sweet	Little Willy
Beatles	Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite
Peter Schilling	Major Tom (Coming Home)
Sloan	Iggy & Angus
Joanie Somers	Johnny Get Angry
Stories	Brother Louie
Smiths	William, It Was Really Nothing
Dory Previn	Michael Michael
XTC	Making Plans For Nigel
Laurie Anderson (ftr. William S. Burroughs)	Sharkey's Night
Louis Jordan	Jack, You Dead

Comment:

A couple points:
I discovered that I had to use the formal Mr. to pad out the track listing. In other words: I didn't have enough first names.
When sung by a man, I'm Just Wild About Harry, has homo-erotic over-tones. (I'm just sayin'.)
And finally, for those of you who may know, yes, the title of this disc is a slight bastardization of E. Gorey's Gashlycrumb Tinies.

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