Artist	Song
Bill O'reilly.Cam'ron,Dame Dash. Salome Thomas	Responsibility Intro (Dialogue)
Radiohead	Talk Show Host
Bill O'reilly.Cam'ron,Dame Dash	Economy (Dialogue)
1984	God is in the TV
CSN	Long Time Gone
Tom Cruise&Nicholson	The Truth (Dialogue)
The Alan Parsons Project	Psychobabble
Cool Hand Luke	Failure To Communicate (Dialogue)
Nirvana	Opinion
Carlos Gardel	Por Una Cabeza
Dennis Miller	Talk Shows (Dialogue)
Hot Hot Heat	Island Of The Honest Man
Spoon	The Two Sides Of Monsieur Valentine
Dire Straits	Private Investigations
The Radio Dept.	Falafel
Sean Keane	Bill O'reilly Falafel Blues
Bill O'reilly	Xmas with a caller (Dialogue)
Jed Brewer	Propagandists
Living Colour	Cult Personality
The Decemberists	Billy Liar
Adam Sandler	You Spin Me Right Round Baby

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THE O'REILLY DANCE
Words: Tom Smith
From an idea by Steven Silver
Music: "Safety Dance"


I can spin if I want to,
I can leave your facts behind,
'Cause your facts don't spin and if they don't spin
Well, they're no facts o' mine.

I can yell if I want to,
My producer doesn't mind,
I can cut your mike and you can take a hike
And I'll shake my head and whine.

I can act like an asshole,
Threaten everyone I see,
And a million shnooks buy each of my books
'Cause they wanna be just like me.

I can sue who I want to,
If it's bad they make me look
But I didn't bank on frickin' Al Franken
Sticking me in his book.

I can spin, I can spin,
Everything's under control,
I can spin, I can spin,
Long since sold my soul,
I can spin, I can spin,
Everybody boycott France,
I can spin, I can spin,
Nothing left to logic or cha-a-a-ance.

The O'Reilly Dance -- SHUT UP!
The O'Reilly Dance -- SHUT UP!
The O'Reilly Dance -- SHUT UP!

I disguise all my lying
By declaring a No-Spin Zone,
But if my audience were not so damn dense
I'd be sittin' here all alone.

I tell you I'm a Factor
In the presidential race,
But if Stewart disproves it, I know we're gonna lose it,
And I'll fall on my face.

I can spin, I can spin,
Tell you who makes me sick,
Henry Quinn, Bill Clinton,
Gonna beat up Jeremy Glick,
I can spin, I can spin,
All the girls want in my pants,
I can spin, I can spin,
Nothing left to logic or cha-a-a-ance.

The O'Reilly Dance -- SHUT UP!
The O'Reilly Dance -- SHUT UP!
The O'Reilly Dance -- SHUT UP!

I can spin for my masters,
The Republicans in charge,
Sobbing like I'm caring, not a robber baron
Who enjoys his living large.

I can spin if I want to,
I can leave your facts behind,
'Cause your facts don't spin and if they don't spin
Well, they're no facts o' mine.

I can spin, I can spin,
On a blog, I'd be a troll,
Smarmy grin, double chin,
I'm fatuous but think I'm droll,
I can spin, I can spin,
Everyone believes my slants,
I can spin, I can spin,
Got falafel down my pa-a-a-ants!

The O'Reilly Dance -- SHUT UP!
The O'Reilly Dance -- SHUT UP!
The O'Reilly Dance -- SHUT UP!

CUT HIS MIKE!

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