J&C's Dad

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Guide As To Which Barry Manilow Song to Play In Any Given Sexual Situation (with Apologies to Ryan!)

Artist Song
Mandy  for having sex with Mandy 
Daybreak  for a.m. sex, or while watching  
Ready to Take a Chance Again  for when it didn't quite work out the first time 
Bandstand Boogie  for sex with the host of a certain popular music television show 
Weekend In New England  for sex in Bangor, Maine 
Ships  for sex on the high seas 
Copacabana  for sex with Lola, Tony and Rico, in which Rico shoots Tony at the end and Lola dies a broken woman  
Could It Be Magic  for sex with David Copperfield 
It's a Miracle  for sex after a double dose of Viagra 
I Made It Through the Rain  for sex in a rainstorm 
Trying to Get the Feeling  for sex after a long dry spell 
Looks Like We Made It  for acknowledging that sex has just happened 

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I like Ryan's mixes. I'm just taking the idea to the next level.

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Curtis_Burns
Date: 8/27/2002
No, please god no...
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Nautticat
Date: 8/27/2002
Hilarious.
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Moore1
Date: 8/27/2002
I hate to say this but Barry Manilow does not even compare to Zeppelin.
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Moore1
Date: 8/27/2002
But it's still a nice mix.
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Poserlad1
Date: 8/27/2002
this is really reaaly cool
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Rob Conroy
Date: 8/27/2002
I want to thank you, Rich, for making my afternoon. :-D
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Scott K
Date: 8/27/2002
Ha Ha! Does this mix come w/a cd-rom of Barry & Bette Midler performing in the N.Y.C. Bathhouses? And Ryan...Mr. Manilow IS the Zeppelin of Easy Listening!
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Curtis_Burns
Date: 8/27/2002
While Ryan's mixes damn near ruined Zeppelin for me, this has definitely ruined sex.
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Chongo
Date: 8/27/2002
Oh, this is good. I laughed for the first time today.
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Starpush
Date: 8/27/2002
This is hilarious. May I please add "Even Now" for when the guy actually satisfies the woman?
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J&C's Dad
Date: 8/27/2002
Thanks for all the comments, guys. Incidentally, the entry for "Daybreak" is supposed to say "for a.m. sex or while watching the John Waters' movie "Serial Mom."