Well, it makes me like you. One of my top 5 'Mats song, nice Huskers, and well everything. And Neil Hamburger is the greatest comedian in America. "So PLEASURE, I take it!" Ha ha, if you got that, you probably laughed.

I did and I did. Have you heard this one? It's from a 7" of him reading famous Nixon speeches. I don't know if anything can compete with Neil Hamburger saying "You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore *cough*"

No, I haven't, though I have to say that sounds like possibly the funniest thing ever. His coughing spells are just unbelievable. Even when he finally gets a decent joke he can ruin it with a well-placed cough, or bad timing. He is an absolute genius. I always steal his jokes but no one finds them funny. A few nights ago I tried, "Why did the cow feel inadequate?" and not a single person laughed. Not so much as a suppressed giggle.

Oh, the punchline (for those who may not know) is "Because she found out her milk was being pasteurized". See, funny huh?

terrific.

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