Artist	Song
ROADSIDE ATTRACTION	WHAT SANTA WANTS
BUCK HOWDY	COWPIES FOR CHRISTMAS
5 CHINESE BROTHERS	MISSING MISS DECEMBER
ERIC BROWN	I WANNA BLOW-UP DOLL FOR CHRISTMAS
MARMALADESKY	REINDEER POOP RAP !
RADIO MANN	CHRISTMAS BOMP
DAMAGE CONTROL COMEDY CREW	DOCTOR ROSE
MR. CORK	DIARRHEA ON CHRISTMAS DAY
VIRGINIA KEGEL	BOOB JOB FOR CHRISTMAS
COWBOY TIMMY	MR. HANKY, THE CHRISTMAS POO
PAT GODWIN	CHRISTMAS IN BED
RUDOLP AND THE GANG	HERE COMES FATTY CLAUS
WILL JONES & THE WESTERN FRINGE	REINDEER DOO
MARMALADESKY	TALE OF THE REINDEER POOP
BAREFOOT MAN	OH NO, I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT
JOE PESCI	IF IT DOESN'T SNOW ON CHRISTMAS
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC	THE NIGHT THAT SANTA WENT CRAZY
BONUS TRACK	BONUS TRACK
PAT GODWIN	A GOYISHA HANAKKAH

Comment:

POOR SANTA! HE CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! YES, THEY'VE GIVEN HIM WHAT HE WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS (A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY, 2 HOOKERS AND A LINE OF COCAINE), BUT IN RETURN THEY WANT BLOW-UP DOLLS AND BOOB JOBS! AND THEY STILL CALLED HIM A PRICK WITH A SACK OF S*** AND A FAT F*** WHO SHOULD USE A PLANE INSTEAD OF A SLEIGH!

HE RETALIATES WITH COWPIES, REINDEER DOO AND DIARRHEA ON CHRISTMAS DAY, BUT THEY ARE RELENTLESS! THEY STILL DON'T GIVE HIM THE RESPECT HE DESERVES. HE IS SHOT AT IN THE SKY AND EVEN HIS OWN ELVES THROW REINDEER POOP AT HIS SLEIGH! THEY ARE MORE INTERESTED IN MISS DECEMBER, DOCTOR ROSES' FRAGRANCE PADS, SPENDING CHRISTMAS IN BED AND IN PROFITEERING OFF OF REINDEER DROPPINGS! HOLY #%&@, HE'S EVEN UPSTAGED BY MR. HANKEY, THE CHRISTMAS POO!

AS ANGERED AS AN ANGEL WITH A TREE STUCK IN HIS BUTT, SANTA FINALLY SNAPS. HE TURNS RUDOLPH INTO SAUSAGE AND VIXEN INTO ROAST CHICKEN! HE'S SENT TO PRISON FOR 700 YEARS. WHAT WILL HE BE LIKE WHEN HE GETS OUT ?????

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