Velma... And other names that will get her ass kicked

Artist Song
Amanda Marshall  Colleen (I Saw Him First 
Carlos Santana (Featuring The Product G&B)  Maria, Maria 
Alanis Morissette  Mary Jane  
Creedance Clearwater Revival  Mustang Sally 
Eminem  Hailie's Song  
GooGoo Dolls  Iris 
John Cougar Mellencamp  Jack and Diane 
Kim Carnes  Bette Davis Eyes  
Martina Sorbara  Bonnie & Clyde II  
Ram Jam  Black Betty  
Sarah MacLachlan  Adia 
The Penfifteen Club  Hey Ms. Hilton 
Stereophonics  Dakota  
Stevie Nicks  Crystal  
Tina Turner  Proud Mary  
The Beatles  Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds  
Aerosmith  Janie's Got a Gun  
The Rolling Stones  Angie  
Nirvana  Polly  

Comment:

The theme here is obvious: Songs with Girl's Names in them. I can't claim this as an original idea for a mix (my campus paper suggested it last semester - but none of the songs mentioned on it are on this one), but I still think it's great. And, to all of you future parents out there: PLEASE consider naming your children things like Velma and Hilda. It's the world's cosmic joke on your children that lasts a lifetime... and I could use the laugh! ;) But don't worry.. I'll also make sure to point! And if you name your boys Bernard or Hubert, then the girls'll have some company getting their asses kicked. PS: I considered including songs with the word "bitch" in the title... but then thought about how many whiny feminist comments I'd have to deal with, and decided it wasn't worth the headache... ENJOY!

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