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The Last Man
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The junkie doctor diagnoses the hugely obese patient with twin killers: terminal lung cancerand a disinterest in prolonging his life. A test confirms the former condition, but she
refuses to accept the second half of the junkie's conclusion. And yes, the latter condition
is irrelevant at this point, but it still breaks her heart when the patient confirms it with
a mere "C'est la vie".
I smile. Not for her debunked optimism, nor for the junkie's validated cynicism, but for the
temperament of the dying man. C'est la vie, I think, ain't that right. Many people do
cost/benefit analyses for little, everyday decisions and big, life-changing choices, but few
dare to do the calculations for life itself, even when their lives hold little or no beaut-
A friend interrupts this thought with a call and an invitation to a party. We'd love to see
you, he claims. But I politely decline; there's really nothing there for me. I can't
reasonably expect any sort of connection to occur, not even with those friends, those people
who'd love to see me. They've never been even remotely similar, never close to fitting. Dead
ends, all of them.
I set the phone back down and return to my pixelated friends. There's the guy who stands by
his drug-addled friend, even at the risk of trouble with the law. Yes, I'd gladly do that if
I had such an interesting occasion. On to the happenings of a Canadian high school. There's
the woman who won't pretend a relationship in order to hide a secret anymore. Oh, if I could
find myself in that blur of intrigue, I'd congratulate her on recognizing a final straw and
then go on to counsel her fallen benefactor. And here we find a young intern at another
hospital, giving a rare rant on his loneliness to a bunch of supposed friends who take issue
with his date choice. Beautiful, I'd tell him if I could, just beautiful.
Another channel..ugh. There's that black mark. Reality TV. What a grand idea, the work of a
complete genius. Television's greatest strength is its contrast to reality, so let's take
that away and see what we get! Idiots. Documentaries have the decency, at least, to leave
out the galaxies of filler material when they portray reality. This shit barely skims the
surface.
As I resign myself to the couch, something is devouring the empty spaces in my numerous
epicenters of inactivity. The fruitful small talk with a coworker, the defense of a slightly
effeminate acquaintance, that promising interview with a big four accounting firm -
something is feeding upon these might-have-beens. Something luminous... and yet, something
positively lifeless.
Whatever it is, I let it feed. It's not doing me any harm.
Take a chance, you say. Risk some effort and some embarassment, reach for that slim
possibility. And every time I hear that, I recognize the same courage and resolve present in
the guy who spends his paycheck on scratch-offs. No thanks. Excuse my cowardice, but I find
no comfort and certainly no security in that lottery ticket. It's a big church, over six
billion served, so go peddle your raffle elsewhere.
While the night is still young and the sun keeps its distance, the safe bet sits ten feet
away from me. For now, I am content. And that is all that matters.
Mix #60, a substitution, made in December of 2006.