Artist	Song
Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase)	"We're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tapdanced with Danny Fucking Kaye!"
U2	Christmas (baby, please come home)
The Kinks	Father Christmas
The Beach Boys	Little Saint Nick
Santo & Johnny	Twistin' Bells
Los Straitjackets	Jingle Bell Rock
Rev. Horton Heat	Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
The Ventures	Sleigh Ride
Ramones	Merry Christmas (I don't want to fight tonight)
Ralph Parker and The Mother (Peter Billingsly & Melinda Dillon)	"I want an official Red Ryder carbine action range model air-rifle." "No, you'll shoot your eye out."
James Brown	Santa Claus Go Straight To The Ghetto
Run-D.M.C.	Christmas In Hollis
Booker T & The MG's	Jingle Bells
Nat "King" Cole	The Christmas Song (merry christmas to you)
Squeeze	Christmas Day
Cocteau Twins	Frosty The Snowman
Everything But The Girl	25th December
George Bailey (James Stewart)	"Merry Christmas Movie House! Merry Christmas Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful Old Building and Loan!"
Aimee Mann	I'll Be Home For Christmas
Squirrel Nut Zippers	Gift Of The Magi
John Denver	Please Daddy (don't get drunk this christmas)
They Might Be Giants	O Tannenbaum
Queen	Thank God It's Christmas
Sting	Gabriel's Message
Linus VanPelt (Christopher Shea)	"That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown."
John & Yoko and The Plastic Ono Band	Happy Christmas (war is over
Alison Moyet	Coventry Carol
Bing Crosby & David Bowie	Little Drummer Boy/Peace On Earth
Bing Crosby	White Christmas
The Pogues & Kirsty MacColl	Fairytale Of New York

Comment:

31. Chris Stephens (John Corbett): "Good Night, Cicely. Merry Christmas."The coolest thing to hit Christmas since Altoids at Midnight Mass....A labor of love that I've been hammering at for several years now: not having access to a song or two here, whittling down lesser material there, getting different ideas, etc. I think I finally got it all straightened out now, though. Not available for download, but I can put my elves to work on getting some hard copies out, if anyone is interested. Merry Christmas to all at AOTM! Mesh 99.

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